Wednesday, October 24, 2012

WANTED:

TOON TOWN, U.S.A.-    Peter "Pepe" LePue,, for repeated attempted sexual assaults on cats that have been accidentally painted to look like female skunks.  The Toon Town Police Department is offering a $500 reward for any information that leads to the capture and arrest of Pepe.

"This skunk is a real sicko" said Lt. Frank Fudd of the T.T.P.D..  "He is assaulting these poor cats in broad daylight.  Everything about this guy just plain stinks!" !"

Jane Meow #1, of ACME Village, said "It was terrible...He just kept groping me and kissing me...and pretending I was enjoying it!  The smell was horrible.  Now every time I smell a skunk I will be paralyzed with fear!"  LePue is described as a skunk, 1' tall and 3' long.  He stinks like shit, and may be found hanging around wet paint and cats.  He also has a thick french accent AND SEVERAL VICTIMS HAVE SAID HIS BREATH EMANATES  THE SMELL OF CHEAP FRENCH CHAMPAGNE..   

If you have any information on Pepe's whereabout, please contact the T.T.P.D. at 800.555.T.O.O.N.

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