You Might be a Blind Guy.....

I thought I would borrowed from Jeff Foxworthy's formula, and apply it to my situation...

You might be a blind guy if...

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- You have petted your girlfriend's faux fur vest thinking it was your roomate's cat.

- You have reached in to the fridge and grabbed a nice cool carton of rice milk...only to realize you just took a nauseating gulp of beef broth.

- You've worn almost every T-shirt you own backwards at one time or another.

-you have apologized to thousands of inanimate objects.

-your have brushed up against women's breasts and butts numerous times, and haven't been arrested or slapped.

- You have entered the sacred realm of the ladies room at a concert venue and lived to tell about it.