Memorable Quotes

Since losing my vision, my hearing has improved.  THE STORIES ARE ALL TRUE.  Although this is a benefit for ,me, people around me are far less appreciative.  Now when someone says something stupid, I hear and remember it.  O I figured I would post some of them here.  Certain quotes will remain anonymous due to there risque subject matter.

"I Can't understand the British when I'm tired."
-Raya, while trying to convince her to watch Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

"My farts don't smell...unless I'm off my cycle."

-Al

"Wait...Babe Ruth wasn't black?"

-Anonymous