A SLICE FOR A SNIP

I have heard of many pizza promotions.  Buy one get one free; free garlic bread with a pizza; free two liter and cheesy bread...

Now you can get a free pizza with your vasectomy!  That is right, get your sperm carrying vas deferens snipped in exchange http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-03-16/snip-slice-the-urology-center-that-offers-free-pizza-with-every-vasectomyfor a pizza.